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I May Look Calm Hoodie — Attitude Collection

SKU: MTYCALMHOOD

I May Look Calm Hoodie — Attitude Collection

 

Keep it cool on the outside while letting your inner thoughts speak for themselves. This oversized hoodie says what everyone’s thinking with the bold statement: “I may look calm, but in my head I’ve slapped you three times.”

Soft, cozy, and effortlessly stylish, it’s the perfect piece for laid‑back days, coffee runs, or those moments when patience deserves a medal. The relaxed fit and neutral tone make it easy to pair with leggings, jeans, or your favorite lounge set.

Details:

  • Unisex Heavy Blend™ 50/50 Oversized Hoodie

  • Front graphic print in crisp white lettering

  • Drop‑shoulder fit with roomy pouch pocket

  • Available in sizes S–3X

  • Designed for comfort, humor, and unapologetic personality

  • Important Notes

    Important Notes

    • Because apparel is custom made, processing times may be slightly longer during high‑volume periods
    • USPS delays are outside of our control, but we will always support you in tracking your package
    • Orders with both apparel and bags may ship separately to avoid delays
    • Created within 24 hours of ordering for fast delivery and fresh production
  • Care Instructions

    Care Instructions

    • Cotton / Polyester Blend
    • Machine wash cold, inside out
    • Use mild detergent
    • Do not bleach
    • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
    • Do not iron directly on the design
  • Processing & Shipping

    Processing & Shipping

    • Processing time: 3–5 business days
    • Shipping: USPS First Class or Priority Mail
    • Tracking number provided for every order
    • Delays caused by USPS are outside of our control
  • Return & Exchange Policy

    Return & Exchange Policy

    We want you to love your purchase. If something isn’t right, here’s how we can help:

    Returns

    • Returns are accepted within 7 days of delivery.
    • Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
    • All returns must include original packaging (if applicable).
    • Custom or personalized items are non‑refundable unless the error was made by Miscellaneous & Things.

    Exchanges

    • Exchanges are allowed for size changes if the item is still in stock.
    • Buyer is responsible for return shipping unless the item arrived damaged or incorrect.

    Non‑Returnable Items

    • Custom items
    • Clearance items
    • Digital products (if applicable)
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